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Protein or not. This is heinous.

Mao Sugiyama, Who Cooked And Served Own Genitals, Faces Indecent Exposure Charge (NSFW PHOTOS, VIDEO).

Mao Sugiyama is an asexual chef recently charged with indecent exposure in Tokyo, Japan. Several months ago, Sugiyama had his genitals removed, organized a $250 a plate dinner and served his junk to a bunch of cannibalistic customers.

It was pretty gross, to say the least.

I don’t know what bothers me more about this story: the fact this guy served his genitals to diners or that they paid to eat them. If this kind of behavior continues, then it will eventually lead to a chef who carefully takes his body apart and uses it to feed our troops. Or several chefs doing the same thing on a competitive cooking show. By the end, a few of them may be nothing more than torsos with heads.

Again, this is kind of a gross thought. Of course, it’s hard to avoid with a story like this. I just hope no one blew chunks when they saw the picture. It made me a little woozy, to be honest, but that’s because I imagined my own “entrée” on the plate.

Thankfully, my genitals are off the menu. I hear the chicken is good, though.

Posted on September 23, 2012, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 11 Comments.

  1. I fail to see why this should be illegal. $250 a plate seems to be kind of a low price though – especially seeing every Japanese guy I have ever had sex with didn’t have much more than “hors d’oeuvres” in the way of genitals, if you know what I mean.

  2. Well, I’m done eating for the day, LOL! Uuughhh.

  3. You would think there would be some law against cannabilism as opposed to to the indecent exposure! Is there not laws against it? Must vary by country, I have never looked into it, hmmm. Can you really feed people any part of your body if both parties are willing…..beyond gross.

    • That’s a great question, Kara, and I wondered the same thing. I guess consent does make the difference. I just can’t believe someone would opt to eat another man’s “business.” Pretty nasty. LOL

  4. There were certain tribes who believed by eating their enemy they gained his power.Makes you wonder what Japanese men wish to gain.Must be painful for the donor though.

  5. Cannibalism? I am shocked to see so many people showed up! This is disturbing! Now, I just don’t see how the genitals of one person can feed that many people!

    • I never considered that, foodnotherstuff. I just assumed everyone got a taste and hoped it wasn’t much. Not to reinforce cultural stereotypes, especially about small genitals, but he was an Asian dude. Regardless, the mere thought of it gives me the heebie-jeebies. Yuck!

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