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Getting to the Bottom of Pippa

Pippa at the Royal Wedding

Not long ago, I posted an article entitled “Royal Boobs” that got quite a bit of attention. It obviously involved the naked pictures of Britain’s Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, that surfaced in the tabloids and on the internet. Suffice it to say that the photographs of this beauty queen-to-be were quite nice, but there is something we all need to remember.

She has a sister.

Pippa Middleton, a 29-year-old event planner, has already garnered attention from the British press, especially for a particular physical characteristic: she has a really great bottom!

The nearly royal rump was first featured during the 2011 wedding of her sister and Prince William. In her new book “Celebrate,” Pippa reflects on the unusual attention.  “One day I might be able to make sense of this. In the meantime I think it’s fair to say that it has its upside and its downside.”

Since that time, the interest in Pippa’s pooper has only grown. There are websites devoted to it and as an “ass man” myself, I can certainly understand why.

The proof is in the pudding, so to speak. Take a look at these pictures and judge for yourself.

Ass Men everywhere rejoice!

Some of the gorgeous contestants (property of Miss Bumbum 2012)

Beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder. And in Brazil, feminine beauty is often judged by one impressive feature: a big, curvy rear end.

Enter the Miss Bumbum Pageant, an annual competition used to determine who has the cutest butt in the nation.

This year, contestants from all over the South American country will converge on Sao Paolo for the grand finale of this popular contest. Fifteen finalists will do battle with their luscious butts until a winner is finally crowned “in the end.”

It should be quite a show, especially for ass men like me. Too bad they don’t need more judges!


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