Hulk-a-mania for the bedroom

The Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan

The man behind Hulk-a-mania (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Yesterday, the website Gawker posted a clip of former wrestler Hulk Hogan having sexual relations with a sexy brunette, now believed to be Heather Clem, the ex-wife of Hogan’s friend Bubba the Love Sponge.

Strange name, I know, but Bubba is a well-known DJ.

In the short clip, which was scaled down from nearly 30 minutes of footage, Hogan performs oral sex on Clem, receives it in return, checks the caller ID, speaks with a mysterious man (who could be Bubba) and humps her brains out. The image is kind of murky, but it’s all right there for the world to see.

If nothing else, take a look to see how all these bizarre features play in to an even stranger sex tape.

Heather humped Hulk

If I were Hogan, I would definitely take the deal. Trust me. I’ve seen the tape. Getting anything positive from it, especially financially, is more than he deserves for such a ridiculous and embarrassing flub.

The man is getting laid, though. I suppose that counts for something.

Posted on October 6, 2012, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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