Time Machine: The Penis Thieves

Have you seen this wiener?

July 2012.

41-year-old Fei Lin of Wenling City, China, is sleeping soundly when a bag is suddenly pulled over his head. He hears whispering as his pants come down. Seconds later, his attackers run away and Lin is left dumbfounded.

Then he notices the blood.

Although he felt nothing, Lin soon realizes that something is missing: his penis. The intruders stole his wiener and sadly, neither will ever be found.

The cops think Lin was violated—and emasculated—by the jealous lovers of local women he was allegedly bagging in a different way. Lin denies any affairs, of course, but it’s hard to argue with the evidence.

Why else would anyone want to snatch his cock?

Posted on October 16, 2012, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 13 Comments.

  1. Felt nothing? Wow

  2. The chef is having another dinner party? Haaaaa!

  3. I’m going to Wenling in November, luckily I don’t have to worry about losing a weiner!

  4. Oh my, why can I not stop laughing? That shouldn’t be funny but it kinda is.

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