Dumb Ass(es) of the Week, Vol. 2
This installment of the Dumb Ass of the Week comes to us from Springfield, Massachusetts. And rather than one dumb ass in the spotlight, we have the pleasure of welcoming two to the fold.
Robert and Amanda Larrivee are siblings who entered the bathroom at Samuel’s bar on Sunday night and tried to remove a television from the wall. A witness told the manager and employees immediately locked the bathroom door and alerted the authorities.
When officers arrived and confronted the brother and sister, they covered their tracks by claiming they weren’t stealing the television; they were having sex.
In Massachusetts, incest is a crime punishable by up to 20 years in prison.
Fortunately, the evidence pointed to theft and the Larrivees were instead charged with larceny. Robert added an additional charge when he tried to beat up a cop in the police station.
Congratulations on being recognized for your stupidity, Robert and Amanda!
Posted on October 20, 2012, in Perspectives and tagged Amanda Larrivee, commentary, crime, current-events, dumb, news, perspectives, Springfield Massachusetts, stupid, United States. Bookmark the permalink. 7 Comments.