Protein Shake Gone Wrong

Vanilla milkshake

The right kind of protein shake (Photo credit: kaysha)

In January 2010, an Orange County, California man named Michael Lallana did the unthinkable to one of his attractive co-workers at Northwestern Mutual Financial Network in Newport Beach: he entered her office, grabbed her water bottle and ejaculated into it.

As gross as this is, even nastier is the fact that Tiffany (the victim) actually drank the water and felt sick. She wasn’t sure why and must have forgotten about it shortly thereafter.

Three months later, after Michael and Tiffany were transferred to a different branch, he did the exact same thing again. And yet again, Tiffany drank the water and felt sick. But this time, she decided to send the water to a lab to have it tested.

Once Tiffany learned that the substance in the water making her sick was semen, she immediately contacted police. DNA tests confirmed that Lallana was the culprit and he was immediately taken into custody, convicted and sentenced to six months in jail and three years of probation.

Late last week, Orange County judges denied Lallana’s appeal and upheld his original conviction. He is also required to register as a sex offender and must pay Tiffany more than $20,000 in restitution.

Is it possible that people this pathetic and sexually deviant exist? Actually, don’t answer that because it’s obvious they do. What a freak!

Posted on November 5, 2012, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.

  1. Another non-surprise.See,the human species is degenerating into a bunch of sick,disgusting animals.I think we’ll soon be a minority Gnostic,if we aren’t already.

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