Up in Smoke

Weed gone bye-bye (courtesy of Kathryn Scott Osler/The Denver Post)

On November 6, 2012, an amendment to Article 18 of the Colorado state constitution passed with more than 53% support from state residents. Colorado Amendment 64 allows adults age 21 and over to use marijuana for recreational purposes. And since then, there has been a cloudy haze over the middle of the country.

Unfortunately, that haze grew even larger on Tuesday when firefighters were called to 4430 East Garfield Avenue in Denver to extinguish a blaze. Only this wasn’t a typical fire in some run-of-the-mill structure.

A marijuana growing operation was burning. And to make matters worse, all of the fortifications in place to protect the budding product—from steel doors to bricked-in windows—made it more difficult for firefighters to put out the blaze.

Eventually, though, the fire was extinguished, but it was too late to save any plants and the building itself was damaged pretty severely.

This story caught my eye for a number of reasons, which are best shared in one of my favorite formats, a bulleted list:

  • Honestly, I was surprised the fire was put out so quickly and can only assume gas masks were utilized. Otherwise, the structure likely would have burned to the ground when all the stoned firefighters dropped their hoses and went searching for food to satisfy “the munchies.”
  • The same could be said of anyone living or working within a 5-10 block radius of the fire, which amounted to little more than a huge blaze out session. Hell, even second-hand smoke could have produced a nice buzz for passersby!
  • The cause of the blaze is believed to be electrical—since grow operations use so much power—but for a minute there, I suspected one of the “farmers” left a roach burning too close to the harvest.

Denver potheads won’t be smiling for long (courtesy of http://www.costumesluck.com)

The good news is that none of my suspicions were correct. And aside from the damage to the building, the only real consequence will be the emotional toll on potheads who must now look elsewhere for their next fix.

Happy hunting, my herb-loving friends!

Posted on May 8, 2013, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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