Naked Lady Aids in Robbery

If this was my pool, I would probably get robbed, too! (courtesy of Sodahead)

Stephen Amaral is a 54-year-old man and former Mississippi deputy from Crossville, Tennessee who thought he was helping his neighbors, but ended up being robbed in the process—and in broad daylight while he was home, no less.

What prevented him from noticing the crime occurring right under his nose, you ask? A naked woman or, more specifically, a skinny dipper.

Laugh if you like, but this could easily happen to any one of us… at least those of us who have pools in our backyards. Unfortunately, that rules me out.

Amaral was relaxing at home on June 27th when a couple who lived nearby visited and asked if they could use his pool. It was an unusually hot day and they were hoping for some relief.

Being a good neighbor, Amaral agreed and escorted the young wife to his pool while her husband supposedly went to get her cigarettes. She asked if the generous homeowner would be offended if she swam naked and, like any hot-blooded male, he told her it was fine. And for roughly twenty minutes, he sat and enjoyed the show.

“I went and got her a towel, she dried off and all of a sudden she was soaking wet again,” Amaral reported later. “I invited her to church, but she said she didn’t have time for that, she wasn’t ready for that.”

Yeah, right. You invited the sexy naked lady swimming in your pool to go to church. Likely story.

Amaral’s pool: the scene of the crime… sort of (courtesy of Sky News)

Unfortunately for Amaral, while he was gawking at his neighbor’s wife, her husband was in his home robbing him blind. He made off with medication, jewelry and even the service weapon Amaral kept from his deputy days, which apparently had sentimental value—Amaral was hoping to pass it down to his grandchildren someday.

Despite the violation—which would have been a much more “bitter pill” to swallow if not for the poolside peep show—authorities have identified the suspects and are currently investigating. Arrests should be coming soon and, with any luck, Amaral’s stolen merchandise will be returned to him. I only hope he learned his lesson, which should be rather obvious.

If a strange woman offers to swim naked in front of you—especially if her husband doesn’t seem to mind—watch your back. It’s like the old adage says: “If something seems too good to be true, it probably is.” And a naked woman with a penchant for exhibitionism would certainly qualify.

Posted on July 10, 2013, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 5 Comments.

  1. Is this a true story?!

  2. I guess you could say that though his pants were up his guard was down….

  3. It is now, had a little hiccup with my dog, turned it into a blog piece…. Hope all is well on your end!

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