The New Waterboarding?
Actually, I think they call it flyboarding. Waterboarding is that torture technique that got the CIA into trouble a few years back.
Am I the last person to hear about this new and extreme water sport?
And no, I don’t mean the kind that includes golden showers. If that’s what brought you here, then please consider a Google search for urolagnia or urinal recreation instead. You will undoubtedly be much more satisfied.
For everyone else there is flyboarding, which involves a Jet Ski (or similar small watercraft), a 40-foot hose and special propulsion shoes with hand stabilizers connected to them.
This picture explains how it works better than I can. Take a look.
Better yet, check out this killer VIDEO from Aquatic Aviation. They make it look easy.
I don’t know about you, but I would be willing to give flyboarding a try. Sure, I might break my neck or kill myself doing it, but at least that would make for one hell of a blurb in the local or national news.
The Associated Press would have no choice but to pick up the story because if it does happen, I guarantee it will be a ridiculous and entertaining spectacle.
There’s nothing wrong with going out in style, after all.
Posted on August 9, 2013, in Perspectives and tagged Associated Press, commentary, current-events, entertainment, Leonardo DiCaprio, news, perspectives, Waterboarding. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.