Swinging the Wrecking Ball

Cat suits and tongue wagging (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Cat suits and tongue wagging (Kevin Winter/Getty Images)

Leave it to Miley Cyrus to not only continue shocking people with her awards show antics, but also to do it in style… and a very strange style at that.

Cyrus arrived at last night’s American Music Awards looking positively tame. She appeared on the red carpet wearing a sharp, white Versace pantsuit and, for the most part, kept her mouth closed and simply smiled at the paparazzi and fans screaming her name.

Cyrus looking sharp on the red carpet (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

Cyrus looking sharp on the red carpet (Jason Merritt/Getty Images)

I’m sure this made some people nervous considering Cyrus was slated to perform the closing number at the awards show. And after her recent on-stage escapades—which included a semi-nude, sexually charged VMA performance with singer Robin Thicke, as well as a live joint-smoking puff fest at the MTV European Music Awardseveryone was expecting the worst.

Miley and her pussy steal the show (Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)

Miley and her pussy steal the show (Lucy Nicholson/Reuters)

Oddly enough, though, Cyrus’ performance of “Wrecking Ball” was as tame as her red carpet stroll. Sure, she wore a skin-tight cat suit—quite literally—and the screen behind her featured a floating feline that mouthed the words of the song along with her—even mimicking her trademark tongue wag—but overall, it was a far cry from what many thought might happen.

Personally, I’m waiting for Miley to come onstage completely nude since that’s about all she hasn’t done yet. And despite having little or no interest in her music, I can say this: if the “Queen of Twerking” ever performed in the buff, I would certainly tune in… and you better believe my DVR would be set to record, too!

Posted on November 25, 2013, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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