I Want Your Sex
Earlier today, I read a story about 27-year-old Daniel Holtzclaw, an Oklahoma City police officer who was recently arrested for sexually assaulting at least six women while on duty. Apparently, he fondled them, forced them to expose their lady parts and even had sex with one of them.
I wish I could say this story surprised me, but these days abuse by police officers seems all too common. Just look at what’s happening in Ferguson, Missouri, where an unarmed black teenager’s murder has sparked civil unrest and violence.
What did surprise me about Holtzclaw’s story were the complaints filed against him by his victims, which included rape, indecent exposure, sexual battery and—most disturbingly—“forcible oral sodomy.” You read it right. This perverted police officer actually forced someone to stick their tongue up his ass!
I’m sorry, but where I come from, that kind of treatment would likely warrant the death penalty. Gross!
In related news—related to sex, I mean—53-year-old William McDaniel of Butte, Montana was arrested Saturday night for soliciting prostitution. And the only person he has to blame is himself since he’s the one who alerted police to his criminal activities!
Apparently, McDaniel went to Sagebrush Sam’s—a strip club—and paid more than $300 for a private dance. While the dancer was performing for him, McDaniel made aggressive sexual advances, but was rejected—and this did not sit well with him. Angered and shunned, he immediately called 911 to report the dancer for refusing to have sex with him, and that was all the authorities needed to charge him with solicitation of prostitution.
Sorry, Mr. McDaniel, but a lap dance in no way entitles its purchaser to sexual relations. Maybe next time you should save your money, buy some lube and give yourself a hand-guided private dance in the comfort of your own home… freak.
Posted on August 22, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged commentary, Crime and Justice, current-events, entertainment, funny, humor, news, perspectives, Police officer, sex, stupid. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.