The Name Game
Some parents simply should not be trusted to name their children.
Consider, for a moment, a recent case in Jupiter, Florida where a woman and her two accomplices were arrested for making fraudulent purchases. Apparently, they tried to buy a GoPro camera and an expensive spear gun using a defunct credit card—an act that landed all three in jail.
The two men involved had pretty normal names: Paul Miller and Vincent Mitchell. However, their female accomplice has them beat. Her name is… wait for it… Cherries Waffles Tennis.
Now tell me her parents weren’t high when they named her!
Posted on September 10, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged commentary, Crime and Justice, current-events, entertainment, funny, humor, news, perspectives, PinIt, stupid. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.