What a Wanker!

When you got it, you got it (PinIt)

When you got it, you got it (PinIt)

Last Saturday, New York State Police arrested a man for allegedly touching himself near Love’s Travel Stop in Kirkwood. The 56-year-old man—who was wearing eye shadow and lipstick at the time—was charged with public lewdness, a misdemeanor.

Of course, it wasn’t this naughty act that got my attention—people get busted while playing with themselves in public all the time. However, not many of them have a name that suits their crime. What makes this pervert different, you ask?

His name is Calvin Wank.

Now tell me that doesn’t warrant some blog attention!

Posted on September 24, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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