Jackass of the Day Award VI
It’s been a while since I crowned someone as the Jackass of the Day, but I ran across the perfect recipient earlier and could not resist bestowing him with this title.
Today’s jackass is 20-year-old Walter Earl Morrison of Phoenix, Arizona, a former UPS employee at Sky Harbor Airport.
According to ABC-15, Morrison was unloading cargo one September day and decided to swipe one of the packages. He thought it contained cash and later traded it for two joints—approximately $20 worth of marijuana. Unfortunately, the package contained something slightly more valuable: a diamond worth $160,000!
Needless to say, Morrison was picked up by police a short time later and charged with felony theft. The diamond was recovered and returned to its rightful owner.
It’s hard to understand why Morrison never opened the package himself, but I suspect he was high when he stole it. If not, then chalk this one up to stupidity.
Congratulations, Walter! You are my Jackass of the Day!
Posted on October 1, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged commentary, Crime and Justice, current-events, entertainment, funny, humor, Jackass of the Day Award, news, perspectives, stupid. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.