An Invasive Procedure
When 32-year-old Andrew Walls went to the Delaware Surgery Center for a colonoscopy, he was prepared for surgeons to “stick it to him” in a most uncomfortable, yet predictable way.
When he awoke from surgery, though, he realized something even more disturbing than a sore butthole: his normal underwear had been replaced with a pair of fashionable pink panties!
Apparently, Walls worked at the center and fell victim to an “outrageous” prank by his colleagues. And trust me… he was not happy.
Shortly after the prank, Walls lost his job due to “severe emotional stress.” And now he’s suing for damages. Here’s a brief excerpt from his lawsuit:
“When the plaintiff initially presented for his colonoscopy he had not been wearing pink women’s underwear and at no time did the plaintiff voluntarily, knowingly or intentionally place the pink women’s underwear upon himself.”
And this, to me, is the real problem: if Walls had been wearing ladies’ underwear to begin with, then none of this would have happened!
Posted on October 27, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged commentary, current-events, entertainment, funny, health, humor, news, perspectives, pranks, women’s underwear. Bookmark the permalink. 2 Comments.