Blown Away

Megan Davis Hoelting.

Megan Hoelting blows… literally! (PinIt)

I never thought I would see the day when the words “unwanted fellatio” appeared in a news story, but today is indeed that day.

Last Monday, 31-year-old Megan Davis Hoelting was arrested in Texas and charged with felony burglary with the intent of committing sexual assault. Apparently, she snuck through an unlocked gate outside the home of one of her husband’s friends, entered the man’s bedroom, straddled him while he slept and started giving him oral pleasure.

The man awoke and “felt the offender place his penis in her mouth.” He immediately recognized her and asked her to leave, but had to call 911 when she refused. She was arrested a short time later and is now being held in the county jail.

How could anyone cheat on someone so lovely? (Gawker)

How could anyone cheat on someone as lovely as Sadie Bell? (Gawker)

In other words, it’s no coincidence that her last name begins with the letters H-O-E.

As unusual as this story is, it is nothing compared to the tale of Michigan’s Sadie Bell. This 58-year-old woman was just granted bond after shooting her lover, Edward Lee, in the stomach earlier this year. Apparently, she suspected him of cheating on her since he “didn’t produce enough ejaculate” during sex.

Whoever said that “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” certainly knew what they were talking about, huh?

Posted on November 3, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. 1 Comment.

  1. Disturbing and very scary.. just never know.

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