Doggy Style

Dogs are the best! (Mixfuns)

Dogs are great. They love their owners unconditionally, enhance people’s lives and prove there can be harmony between humans and members of the animal kingdom.

They also get abused by people who either torture and kill them, or take the term “man’s best friend” way too far. It’s the latter that grabbed my attention today.

In Brisbane, Australia, a 25-year-old woman named Jenna Louise Driscoll was charged with bestiality after police found some disturbing videos on her cell phone. They allegedly showed this petite blonde engaging in sex acts with a pit bull. Driscoll was also charged with drug trafficking, but that certainly isn’t the part of this story most of us will remember, is it?

Driscoll loves dogs a little too much (Annette Dew/Newspix)

Driscoll loves dogs a little too much (Annette Dew/Newspix)

In New Orleans, Louisiana, 26-year-old Angeline Lodice was arrested on claims that she raped not only a dog—on camera, no less—but also a three-year-old child. She was charged on Monday with crimes against nature, which is a polite way of saying she is seriously deranged and should never see the light of day again.

And in Miami, West Virginia, 47-year-old Jonnie Boggess was in court to defend a charge of misdemeanor animal cruelty he received in October. Apparently, Boggess sexually assaulted his two-year-old beagle Piglet and then alerted an animal rights group, who in turn contacted state police. When asked why he did this, Boggess said he thought it was “okay” since Piglet had been spayed and weighed more than forty pounds. Sadly, I have no response to that.

Of course, dogs aren’t always on the receiving end of abuses like the ones mentioned here. Sometimes they do have their day, so to speak. Take the recent case of Bo, a mutt in central Alabama. Police came to Bo’s house to arrest his owner Edwin Henderson on drug charges, but he fled the moment he saw them—followed closely by his trusty pooch. The cops pursued and eventually found Bo wagging his tail beside some tall grass. One of them instructed Bo to “go get him” and that’s exactly what he did. Now Henderson is sitting in jail, the victim of his own canine narc.

Bo knows criminal activity!

Posted on November 4, 2014, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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