Another Gas Attack

Another stinky situation (Sodahead)

Biological warfare is terrible no matter where it occurs, but it is especially troubling when it happens on American soil. Yet that is exactly what happened recently at Pleasant Plains High School in Staten Island, New York.

Last Monday, a 15-year-old boy was sent to the hospital and received eight stitches after staging a biological attack on a 17-year-old girl, who proceeded to beat him with her fists and a metal stool. She now faces misdemeanor and felony assault charges. Why?

Because he allegedly farted on her—and proved that in any of its forms, biological warfare stinks!

Posted on January 12, 2015, in Perspectives and tagged , , , , , , , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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