It’s almost time for snowy hell to break loose!
According to the most recent weather reports for my area—eastern North Carolina—a snow storm is bearing down on us and should strike sometime this afternoon. And you know what that means, right?
Get your ass to the grocery store for milk and bread quickly! Supplies are likely already running out!
Of course, I never understood why milk and bread were in such high demand when bad weather approached. Personally, I don’t go out of my way to ingest either of them with great frequency, which means I would likely turn to other foods in an emergency. Yet they both disappear from store shelves so fast that it makes me wonder: Are there other uses for milk and bread of which I am largely unaware?
Any insight you can provide in the comments section would be greatly appreciated, dear readers. Until then, however, please know that any lapse in blog posts from Gnostic Bent is likely indicative of my own efforts to survive the great snow storm to come. Wish me luck!
Posted on February 16, 2015, in Perspectives and tagged current-events, entertainment, funny, humor, milk and bread, news, personal, perspectives, snow, weather, winter, writing. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.