Blind Justice

Is it possible this explains why I’ve needed glasses for most of my life? (The Chive)

Figured Out

For some reason, these action figures never caught on with kids (The Chive)

 

The Dark Side

In this case, the “force” you feel is impending urination (The Chive)

 

Breaking Back

When you’re ready for that filled-up feeling… (Imgur)

Newlyweds

This is either the best wedding dress ever made or the worst. Not sure which… (Cyber-Breeze)

Sweetness

You can bet YOUR sweet ass that “Our Sweet Ass” is juicy and delicious! (Imgur)

The Start of a Perfect Meal

By far the least appetizing appetizer ever created (Imgur)

Misled Mama

Probably not the best idea for Mothers’ Day… (Jacko/Twitter)

 

Santa’s Lap

Christmas is coming and all around the country, children—and even some adults—are visiting with Santa’s helpers, sitting on their laps and sharing what they hope to receive during this festive holiday. Of course, this experience isn’t always as positive as it could be, which should be evident from the following photos. Here are a few pictures of Santa’s lap and the fear… I mean joy… that sitting on it can bring.

Ho, ho, ho!

There’s no escaping Kris Kringle! (Rebecca @ Babble)

Something tells me she’s not happy to see Santa this year (Ironchef World)

Now it’s his turn to pick out a gift for Santa (Ashley @ Babble)

Santa or Satan? (Erika @ Babble)

Nothing says Christmas like heavy artillery (Scottsdale Gun Club/Facebook)

Ah, the joys of childhood (We Know Memes)

Santa meets “The Walking Dead” (We Know Memes)

Seriously? I’m supposed to sit on this jolly bastard’s lap. Not happening (Jessica @ Babble)

Maybe I should dress as Santa next year… (Blog U)

A Day for Dads

Nothing says “Happy Father’s Day” like an awkward family photo. Check out some of these keepers from days gone by…

By far the most frightening father ever! (Awkward Family Photos)

I don’t know what bothers me more: the fuzzy outfits or the daughter cradling her dad’s fuzzy balls (Elite Daily)

No one wants to see that, Pop (Elite Daily)

There was a time when they were at the pinnacle of modern technology (NY Daily News)

Finally, father has his revenge! (Elite Daily)

Dad always loved showing off his toned, orange physique (Elite Daily)

This pose seems a little risky to me, but whatever (Elite Daily)

Shirtless and mulleted is sexy every time (Elite Daily)

This dad really loves his girls (Elite Daily)

My father is a centaur… and a real horse’s ass! (Elite Daily)